Things Noah Burch would rather do than write about himself: Have a head-butting competition with a ram. Eat pudding with chopsticks.
Board the Hindenburg, Pequod, Titanic or Lusitania. Play Hungry, Hungry Hippos, with actual hippos.
When not being an insufferable smartass, he has been known to lift the occasional barbell and to train the odd person to throw a punch
without breaking their own bones. He reads heavily in history so that the horrible truth can inspire equally unusual fiction. When having
a good day, horrible things happen with a slightly comedic twist. When having a bad day, horrible things happen with a decidedly macabre
slant. This results in a roughly 1:20 comedy to tragedy ratio.